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Sussex (Southern English) speak for an alley.
Jack, let's walk up to the downs; we can take a shortcut through the twitten.
Twitten by Breld January 10, 2012
Being smitten by someone you know only through following them on Twitter.
I started following Felicia Day last week. She's adorable. I think I'm twitten.
twitten by jpj625 August 25, 2008
southern english dialect term for a confined pathway, often used for sexual activities and illegal substance consumption. Or as a hang out for chavs. It can also be used as a shortcut through parralel built council estates, if you've got the balls. (it's an alleyway pretty much)
Toby: Cor thom, do you wanna go down the alley for some summin summin?

Thom: No i'm going down the twitten to fuck some german hookers and smoke some crack
twitten by Thoby March 24, 2006
Is when you have a Twitter Account and Just updated it.

When you are enjoying being on Twitter.com

What many people use today, to express how unbelievable there Twitter account is.
Troy: Hey, Have you been on Twitter lately?

Alfred: YEAH bOI!!!!, I was just Twitten.

Troy: Awesome.
Twitten by ~Truth~ June 15, 2009
A Sussex term for a ladies private passage area. Often dark, dank and smelling of urine.
I picked up a bird the other night and her twitten was well overgrown!
Twitten by GoneToTheDogs December 28, 2020

twitten your twat 

The act of a female rapidly fingering her vagina. Also used to make fun of a male friend whose acting like a fagget.
Michelle was twitten her twat the entire time we were watching The Notebook. Man Camron stop being such a fagget. You need to stop twitten your twat dickhead.
twitten your twat by MrT1021 August 26, 2009
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