southern english dialect term for a confined pathway, often used for sexual activities and illegal substance consumption. Or as a hang out for chavs. It can also be used as a shortcut through parralel built council estates, if you've got the balls. (it's an alleyway pretty much)

Toby: Cor thom, do you wanna go down the alley for some summin summin?

Thom: No i'm going down the twitten to fuck some german hookers and smoke some crack

twitten by Thoby March 24, 2006

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Twitten

Is when you have a Twitter Account and Just updated it.

When you are enjoying being on Twitter.com

What many people use today, to express how unbelievable there Twitter account is.

Troy: Hey, Have you been on Twitter lately?

Alfred: YEAH bOI!!!!, I was just Twitten.

Troy: Awesome.

Twitten by ~Truth~ June 15, 2009

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Twitten

A Sussex term for a ladies private passage area. Often dark, dank and smelling of urine.

I picked up a bird the other night and her twitten was well overgrown!

Twitten by GoneToTheDogs December 28, 2020

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twitten your twat

The act of a female rapidly fingering her vagina. Also used to make fun of a male friend whose acting like a fagget.

Michelle was twitten her twat the entire time we were watching The Notebook. Man Camron stop being such a fagget. You need to stop twitten your twat dickhead.

twitten your twat by MrT1021 August 26, 2009

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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