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twinsex

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When a twin has sex with their siblings girlfriend/boyfriend while pretending to be them.
1: My brother just tricked my girlfriend into having sex with him by pretending to be me, should I murder him?

2: That's some messed up twinsex right there dude. I would definitely murder him. And John, I'm here for you if you need me.

1: Ok, thanks for the help girl. Now that you mention it, I could use some company tonight, I'm feeling pretty despondent.

1+2 Have sex.

2: That was amazing John.

1: Well, that's because I'm his brother Dave, Johns still crying about me banging his wife.

2: *Murders Dave*
twinsex by J.I.V.L August 12, 2016
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Twisexual

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Anyone who is unduly enamoured of the Twilight books/movies. Such individuals are typically characterized by their obsession with Edward Cullen, the main protaganist of the series, and lack any rationality or intelligence when it comes to the subject.
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*

Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*
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twisexual

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Someone who wants to have an orgy with the cast of Twilight
I'm a Twisexual
twisexual by greenday22 May 18, 2011

twinsest 

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like insest. but with twins
i always thought you two twins were too close. IT'S TWINSEST
twinsest by Lexxx March 23, 2007

Twinsest 

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When two twins decide to have intercourse together. It also complied with triplets, quadruplets, etc.
Person 1: Do you see those red neck Twins?
Person 2: Oh yeah they Twinsest.
Twinsest by cici69 October 25, 2018

Tinsexual 

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tinsexual is when ur too damn lazy to be in a relationship (too much effort frfr)
mintynuts tintus mintyballs tineau
"hi guys im tinsexual wait why are you guys leaving me stop aaaaaaaaa wait dad where are you going oh no pls no leave me :("
Tinsexual by gasmine May 2, 2023

twinseys

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To have, think, or act the same In an exact or almost exact way.
I love you so much, says Adam, "TWINSEYS", says Moana.
twinseys by Mr.Satisfied January 27, 2017
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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