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Anyone who is unduly enamoured of the Twilight books/movies. Such individuals are typically characterized by their obsession with Edward Cullen, the main protaganist of the series, and lack any rationality or intelligence when it comes to the subject.
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*

Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Someone who wants to have an orgy with the cast of Twilight
I'm a Twisexual
twisexual by greenday22 May 18, 2011

Twerksexual

The sexual orientation where someone is only attracted to twerkers, whether the twerker is female or male.
I told you I'm not heterosexual anymore, I'm twerksexual.

Did you hear that Ryan & Maddie were Twerksexual now?
Twerksexual by MissOT December 2, 2013

tanksexual 

A person who sexually identifies as a tank it can be any kind of tank
I am a tanksexual I identify as a tiger maus and I enjoy prowling around in swamps, fields, forests, and etc looking for communist Soviets to destroy

Tinsexual 

tinsexual is when ur too damn lazy to be in a relationship (too much effort frfr)
mintynuts tintus mintyballs tineau
"hi guys im tinsexual wait why are you guys leaving me stop aaaaaaaaa wait dad where are you going oh no pls no leave me :("
Tinsexual by gasmine May 2, 2023

Twicesexual 

A person who’s only attracted to twice members (jeongyeon, nayeon, jihyo, Mina, sana, momo, tzuyu, chaeyoung, and dahyun,) If your twicesexual your either gay or gay!
Person 1: “hey mamas you single ;)”
person 2: “ew no I’m twicesexual”
Twicesexual by k1mlippie December 22, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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