twinkie fuck 

to get railed from the back and get creamed in.

"Bro I just saw joey get twinkie fucked." "Man he's gonna deal with a lot of cream"

twinkie fuck by sparkzuwu August 24, 2021

twinkie fucker 

someone who has anal or vaginal intercourse with twinkies.

"you are one sick twinkie fucker"

twinkie fucker by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007

twinkle fuck 

The act of having rough, but passionate, sex while you and your partner enjoy watching reruns of Tinkerbell

Marty and Karen were just getting settled into watch some good tinkerbell reruns when the urge to twinkle fuck suddenly came over them.

twinkle fuck by MarriedtoMo828 May 3, 2018

Fuck my twinkies! 

A saying used to express extreme anger when your are told something unexpected...

guy 1: "Hey so that test in science is next week right?"
guy 2: "No dude that's TODAY"
guy 3: "FUCK MY TWINKIES!!!"

Fuck my twinkies! by angry student!!! February 5, 2012

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Twinklefuck 

gay enough to be gay, but straight enough to not be gay.

Person A: Dude... does this look twinklefuck-y enough?
Person B: Hmm... It's a little too straight dude.

Twinklefuck by turtlehaver December 4, 2020

Twinklefuck 

An emergency dispatcher who enjoys sending personnel to unbelievably ridiculous calls.

Brooke was being a twinklefuck when she dispatched the supervisor to talk to “Karen” on the other side of the city.

Twinklefuck by AdamGreen January 5, 2020