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basing your life surround the 'Twilight' series.

"Having a twilife."
*any sort of twilife tatoos.
*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'
*defending the novel on a daily basis
*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire
*having read the series more than 5 times
*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia
twilife by antitwilight July 9, 2009
Words you can keep
A name given to those who spend their mornings planning out how they will incorporate their love for Twilight into their day, then spend the evenings re-reading and re-watching the book series/movie. They drink koolaid (blood-colored) for breakfast and wear their amber-colored contacts while they sleep in hopes of seeing Edward Cullen in their dreams. And yes, even boys can live a twilife.
Pranav Mehta: So today I totally like read the entire Twilight series - even though I read it 18 times already. While doing this, I had, like, my meals with a Twilight fork. In the morning I had red koolaid with Bella-O's and Edward-stamped toast. After my long day I went to bed in my, like, tight-fitting Twilight shirt that was little girl size. I laid my head upon a pillow showing Bella and Edward kissing. I had a wet dream, like, about Edward.
Dakota: Damn, douche, you're living a twilife.
twilife by HiiiaslPLZiloveu November 3, 2009
Related Words

Twilipedia 

1. A Twilight Series version of Wikipedia.
2. An online enclyclopedia that is a collaborative effort of online editors.
Holy crow! You don't know what 'imprinting' is?!--Go look it up in the Twilipedia!
Twilipedia by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

Twilifer 

Oh my gawd, she never stops reading those books; she is such a twilifer.
Twilifer by Anonymous44456 November 23, 2009

Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.
He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.
Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009
The annoyance of a magical creature base obsessed fan(s), of a novel, movie (twilight) and or any type of entertainment from pop culture; That involves a love affair with an unrealistic creature(s). Dealing with a stalkerish passion between a humen and a non-humen being. Attracts young teens or single women with a childish fascination of a unrealistic relationship.
Twilight saga, True blood, Vampire Diaries, Buffy the vampire slayer, Vampire Kisses, Blood and Chocolate, Vampire Acadamy, Justin Beiber, Twilice
A feeling that occurs during a great depression or when things are too heavy and your mind can't handle it anymore, so it makes a false sense of what's reality.
Twiline
Like twiline happiness, when life is too hard to live in, you cry everyday, then when you can't handle it anymore, ever day you feel a fake kind of happiness.
Twiline by Gabriel Bennet November 11, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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