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A name given to those who spend their mornings planning out how they will incorporate their love for Twilight into their day, then spend the evenings re-reading and re-watching the book series/movie. They drink koolaid (blood-colored) for breakfast and wear their amber-colored contacts while they sleep in hopes of seeing Edward Cullen in their dreams. And yes, even boys can live a twilife.
Pranav Mehta: So today I totally like read the entire Twilight series - even though I read it 18 times already. While doing this, I had, like, my meals with a Twilight fork. In the morning I had red koolaid with Bella-O's and Edward-stamped toast. After my long day I went to bed in my, like, tight-fitting Twilight shirt that was little girl size. I laid my head upon a pillow showing Bella and Edward kissing. I had a wet dream, like, about Edward.
Dakota: Damn, douche, you're living a twilife.
twilife by HiiiaslPLZiloveu November 3, 2009
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Twilipedia 

1. A Twilight Series version of Wikipedia.
2. An online enclyclopedia that is a collaborative effort of online editors.
Holy crow! You don't know what 'imprinting' is?!--Go look it up in the Twilipedia!
Twilipedia by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

Twilifer 

Oh my gawd, she never stops reading those books; she is such a twilifer.
Twilifer by Anonymous44456 November 23, 2009

Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.
He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.
Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009
The annoyance of a magical creature base obsessed fan(s), of a novel, movie (twilight) and or any type of entertainment from pop culture; That involves a love affair with an unrealistic creature(s). Dealing with a stalkerish passion between a humen and a non-humen being. Attracts young teens or single women with a childish fascination of a unrealistic relationship.
Twilight saga, True blood, Vampire Diaries, Buffy the vampire slayer, Vampire Kisses, Blood and Chocolate, Vampire Acadamy, Justin Beiber, Twilice
A feeling that occurs during a great depression or when things are too heavy and your mind can't handle it anymore, so it makes a false sense of what's reality.
Twiline
Like twiline happiness, when life is too hard to live in, you cry everyday, then when you can't handle it anymore, ever day you feel a fake kind of happiness.
Twiline by Gabriel Bennet November 11, 2007
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