Twilifer 

Someone who is obsessed with the Twilight series.

Oh my gawd, she never stops reading those books; she is such a twilifer.

Twilifer by Anonymous44456 November 23, 2009

Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.

He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.

Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009

twilife 

basing your life surround the 'Twilight' series.

"Having a twilife."

*any sort of twilife tatoos.
*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'
*defending the novel on a daily basis
*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire
*having read the series more than 5 times
*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia

twilife by antitwilight July 9, 2009

twilife 

A name given to those who spend their mornings planning out how they will incorporate their love for Twilight into their day, then spend the evenings re-reading and re-watching the book series/movie. They drink koolaid (blood-colored) for breakfast and wear their amber-colored contacts while they sleep in hopes of seeing Edward Cullen in their dreams. And yes, even boys can live a twilife.

Pranav Mehta: So today I totally like read the entire Twilight series - even though I read it 18 times already. While doing this, I had, like, my meals with a Twilight fork. In the morning I had red koolaid with Bella-O's and Edward-stamped toast. After my long day I went to bed in my, like, tight-fitting Twilight shirt that was little girl size. I laid my head upon a pillow showing Bella and Edward kissing. I had a wet dream, like, about Edward.
Dakota: Damn, douche, you're living a twilife.

twilife by HiiiaslPLZiloveu November 3, 2009

Twilizer 

A flaming homo type person usually found in serious Garrys Mod RP servers.

Dude, I wanted to play Left 4 Dead 2 but we only have 3 people!" "I know, all my friends are being total Twilizers.

Twilizer by aihrwbhk November 22, 2010

chocolate twilizer 

Blowing someone after they completed anal sex with a robbed condom. Safety First!!

After Lem took a trip down the chocolate highway her gave her a chocolate twilizer . You know safety first.

chocolate twilizer by Creeper corner 700 October 5, 2016