Twilifer
Twilifer by Anonymous44456 November 23, 2009
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twilife
*any sort of twilife tatoos.
*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'
*defending the novel on a daily basis
*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire
*having read the series more than 5 times
*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia
*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'
*defending the novel on a daily basis
*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire
*having read the series more than 5 times
*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia
twilife by antitwilight July 9, 2009
twilife
A name given to those who spend their mornings planning out how they will incorporate their love for Twilight into their day, then spend the evenings re-reading and re-watching the book series/movie. They drink koolaid (blood-colored) for breakfast and wear their amber-colored contacts while they sleep in hopes of seeing Edward Cullen in their dreams. And yes, even boys can live a twilife.
Pranav Mehta: So today I totally like read the entire Twilight series - even though I read it 18 times already. While doing this, I had, like, my meals with a Twilight fork. In the morning I had red koolaid with Bella-O's and Edward-stamped toast. After my long day I went to bed in my, like, tight-fitting Twilight shirt that was little girl size. I laid my head upon a pillow showing Bella and Edward kissing. I had a wet dream, like, about Edward.
Dakota: Damn, douche, you're living a twilife.
Dakota: Damn, douche, you're living a twilife.
twilife by HiiiaslPLZiloveu November 3, 2009
chocolate twilizer
After Lem took a trip down the chocolate highway her gave her a chocolate twilizer . You know safety first.
chocolate twilizer by Creeper corner 700 October 5, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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