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twikipedia by dittoh June 29, 2021
twipsy
The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.
Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"
Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"
Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"
twipsy by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013
Twirpelling
Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman September 12, 2008
Twipples
After giving someone a titty twister or purple nurple, the nipple on the receiver tends to stay in a "twisted" position, not forming back to the erect nipple that it was before the titty was twisted.
Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.
Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.
Brian: Hey Pun, I have a question for you.
Pun: Whats that?
Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)
Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!
Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.
Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!
Pun: Whats that?
Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)
Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!
Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.
Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!
Twipples by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008
Twitpic
Twitpic by Tha Original P.Y.T August 16, 2009
Twilipedia
1. A Twilight Series version of Wikipedia.
2. An online enclyclopedia that is a collaborative effort of online editors.
2. An online enclyclopedia that is a collaborative effort of online editors.
Twilipedia by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009
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