twiip

Why the fuck do you wanna know what TWIIP is did misspell twoop or something

Guy 1: Are you searching up twiip that makes you look like a dumbass
Guy 2: oops I meant to spell twoop

by Sealman August 8, 2021

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twikipedia

literally the best hyperpop artist ever, collaborated with people such as midwxst, ericdoa, pitfall, and more

person 1: have you heard the new twikipedia song?
person 2: no, is it good?
person 1: yes

by dittoh June 29, 2021

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The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.

Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"

by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013

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Twirpelling

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.

by Shawn Chatman September 12, 2008

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Twipples

After giving someone a titty twister or purple nurple, the nipple on the receiver tends to stay in a "twisted" position, not forming back to the erect nipple that it was before the titty was twisted.

Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.

Brian: Hey Pun, I have a question for you.

Pun: Whats that?

Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)

Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!

Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.

Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!

by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008

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