twisp 

A typo on Twitter which, when read aloud as typed, sounds like the typist is speaking with a lisp or other speech impairment.

When you mistype on Twitter, especially late at night or while drinking.

Usage:
"Did you read her tweets from last night? She got all twispy and I couldn't make them out."

Examples:
"They make elwcteonic cigs now."
"I think we scraed Anna away by jumpinh on her tweet the second shw woke up."

twisp by VocalicPage August 21, 2012

twisp 

A very cool, funky mountain town in the east slope of the North Cascade Mountains of Washington state.

Hey, let's head over to Twisp and get out of the Seattle rain.

twisp by thegreenmanpan July 8, 2010

Twisp 

The greatest person you will ever meet in your entire life. this person fills the room with amazingness and beautifulness. If you never come into contact with a twisp you will be the saddest person alive.

The feeling i got when Twisp walked in was amazing!

Twisp by CHOPPERNOONIONS June 22, 2011

twisp 

Word rarely but possibly confused with the word "twist" in the song titled "my first kiss" by 3OH!3, featuring ke$ha.

I caught Heatha twisping with Shriney behind the 50's icecream parlor. Sweet.. literally.

Did he use his tongue to twisp? -kaitlin

twisp by twispies June 30, 2010

Twishpucha 

Twishpucha is your Twitter family.

It comes from the Yiddish word "Mishpucha" which literally means Family

It's good to be on Twitter this morning with all my Twishpucha!

Twishpucha by Photoist November 28, 2020

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

Twist and Shout 

A combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. Readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase "Twist and rip my fucking heart out." Additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional hell, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. For example, "I can dig Elvis," "See you then," and even the three little words, "I love you," bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. Those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley, and fear of beaches.

Person 1: "Wow, I'm kind of concerned. I thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water."""

Person 2: "I know. I talked to her a little bit ago, but I could hardly understand her. Something about Twist and Shout?"

Twist and Shout by ICanDigElvis July 30, 2014