Twirp 

A Man/Woman unable to adapt to normal sociaty, preforming random acts of annoyince, living in seclusion in trees or in bushes, under rocks etc.

Stop poking me with that stick u goddamn little twirp, go eat some bugs in your cave

Twirp by Smokie Desperado From The West July 20, 2006

twirp 

Acronym for high school Sadie Hawkins dance. "The Woman Is Required to Pay"

Girl: Will you go to TWIRP with me?
Boy: No I don't go to dance with ugly girls

twirp by Y March 19, 2005

twirp 

Person who does stupid shit and thinks that it is funny.

That Fulcrum is a fucking twerp.

twirp by Anonymous May 3, 2003

twirp 

One who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Man, that John is a twirp.

twirp by kingdingaling April 28, 2006

Twirp 

A individual who farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles.

Your a twirp.

Twirp by Sassygirl June 28, 2015

twirp 

A person who farts in their own bathwater.

From Kurt Vonnegut - the writer.

twirp by Steve Shepard November 13, 2004

Twirp 

A celebrity or just plain douche that uses twitter very little to join the fad and calls them self a nerd or a geek for using twitter and then laughs it off thus amusing them self and insulting nerds, geeks, and the whole serious twitter community all at the same time. Often are Twits anyway.
A Twirp commonly brings up the fact they use twitter at inappropriate times to make themselves feel hip and interesting. sometimes, Twirps are older cougars trying to feel young, only too look like an bitchy old chick

Joe: Dude, you know that old cougar whos at the bar all the time got a twitter?
Bob: Yeah man, she said she was a nerd cuz she like twatted once!
Joe: Damn what an old, dried up Twirp!

Twirp by curlykickass June 25, 2009