twirp

Acronym for high school Sadie Hawkins dance. "The Woman Is Required to Pay"

Girl: Will you go to TWIRP with me?
Boy: No I don't go to dance with ugly girls

by Y March 19, 2005

twirp

Person who does stupid shit and thinks that it is funny.

That Fulcrum is a fucking twerp.

by Anonymous May 3, 2003

twirp

One who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Man, that John is a twirp.

by kingdingaling April 28, 2006

twirp

A person who farts in their own bathwater.

From Kurt Vonnegut - the writer.

by Steve Shepard November 13, 2004

twirp

One who commences to excessive and overly audible flatulence in a public facility for his/her own gratification.

I was taking a shit in stall number two, but much to my dismay, there was a twirp in stall number three who farted loudly all throughout my stay.

by Rob-Rizzle December 28, 2005

Twirp

A Man/Woman unable to adapt to normal sociaty, preforming random acts of annoyince, living in seclusion in trees or in bushes, under rocks etc.

Stop poking me with that stick u goddamn little twirp, go eat some bugs in your cave

by Smokie Desperado From The West July 20, 2006

twirping

1.When a Twirp prefroms acts of annoince.
2.When a Twirp irritates someone with its behavior

Stop making that retarted sound you Twirp, Stop tapping my shoulder you Twirping little Twirp

by Smokie Desperado From The West July 28, 2006