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twigless twig 

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018
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"It was deece"
twigle by Scotty Boy n Kegan <3 August 9, 2008
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twiglet by Viet89 May 9, 2004
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twilley by Dr. Lagina April 25, 2005
1. A girl that's down for a good time;and will do whatever with whoever.
2. A girl that dont give a damn about what she does sexually.
1. They just ran a train on that twirley.
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Twirley by Kyerstin November 15, 2005

Dirty Twiglet

Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.
Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”
Dirty Twiglet by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020