twicket

When you are guaranteed to get laid

Origin: Twat+ticket

Yo Mike, I got a twicket tonight, i'm goin out with that slut Nina Difranco

by Tig Jakah October 23, 2007

Twicket

1) A single hair located near the rectum or scaif which seems to be imune to shaving, making its removal extremely difficult.
2) A long pube found the stall of a public restroom that doesn't flush down.

1) I have this twicket on my ass that's realy pissing me off.
Don't make me pluck your fucking twicket asshole
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2) Yo check out the twicket in the second stall its huge.

by spermalishious timmy May 20, 2008

Twicket

A ticket for an event purchased or won via Twitter. Twitter Tickets

@onstagebedford gave away twickets to their production of THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE just for following them on Twitter.

by dennisactor August 08, 2010