Twicket 

1) A single hair located near the rectum or scaif which seems to be imune to shaving, making its removal extremely difficult.
2) A long pube found the stall of a public restroom that doesn't flush down.

1) I have this twicket on my ass that's realy pissing me off.
Don't make me pluck your fucking twicket asshole
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2) Yo check out the twicket in the second stall its huge.

Twicket by spermalishious timmy May 20, 2008

Twicket 

A ticket for an event purchased or won via Twitter. Twitter Tickets

@onstagebedford gave away twickets to their production of THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE just for following them on Twitter.

Twicket by dennisactor August 8, 2010

twicket 

When you are guaranteed to get laid

Origin: Twat+ticket

Yo Mike, I got a twicket tonight, i'm goin out with that slut Nina Difranco

twicket by Tig Jakah October 23, 2007

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.

Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.

ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.

Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.

meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008