Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."
Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God
I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "
Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and
potato pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."