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twicken by funytwicken May 18, 2018
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The Plot Thickens 

used when a situation is becoming more and more complicated and puzzling.

Twicker-dan 

A person (ussually a guy) who participates in the use of dildos or other anal probing devices
"I hear Steves a real twicker-dan..."
"yeah his girlfriend caught him in her happy drawer again"
Twicker-dan by Michael Upham February 16, 2006

Thicken Hawk 

A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.
Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner
Thicken Hawk by Todd Daniels January 16, 2011

thickening up

The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.
Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."

Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."

Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."

Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.

Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."

Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."
thickening up by The Strut October 11, 2004