Twickenham

A suburban town in Southwest London. Essentially a BTEC version of Richmond, more chavs and no tube. The only notable thing to ever come from Twickenham is the rugby stadium, but even then it's surrounded by a shanty town (neighbouring Whitton). The only use of Twickenham is driving through it to get onto the motorway.

Friend 1: Oi lets go to Twickenham tomorrow night

Friend 2: No thanks I don't want to be harassed by a 12 year old gypsy outside Burger King.

by memeulous January 03, 2017

Twickenham

Posh part of London, full of made in Chelsea wannabes.

I saw a black man! I thought we were in Twickenham, not hounslow!!!

by Shasta McScumbag November 05, 2021

twickenham school

a shit fucking school that deserves to be destroyed
YEAR 11S SUCK YEAR 8 ON TOPP

i fucking hate twickenham school

by rahhh872348342 May 31, 2024

Twickenham

An undisclosed PNW location, where men become boys for a few days, each new year and aggressively compete in questionable and loosely defined activities, measured in Pitch score, total distance and heavy subjective judgment. A place where bacon is fiercely consumed, sleep is defied and sobriety begins, only on the way home. Invite only.

I’ve been to Twickenham, have you?

by BushyMcFockFace November 18, 2019