tweezered
A point in time where you are more high then you could ever possibly think.....
Like you are FUCKED UP...!?!
Like you are FUCKED UP...!?!
tweezered by Loose leaf April 25, 2006
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Tweezers
Tweezers by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018
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Tweezering
Tweezering by 2inthePink December 4, 2014
tweezer squeezer
A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.
Origin: Mid-NY
Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
tweezer squeezer by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
Doo doo tweezer
A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
Doo doo tweezer by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
Weezered
Adam: *sends pic of him in a blue shirt*
“Hey look at my new shirt i bought.”
Adam’s boyfriend: *screenshots, weezers Adam, and sends picture back*
“Yo you just got weezered!”
“Hey look at my new shirt i bought.”
Adam’s boyfriend: *screenshots, weezers Adam, and sends picture back*
“Yo you just got weezered!”
Weezered by I'mWeirderThenYouThink June 7, 2021
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