tweetlish 

A grammatically correct language based on mixing the words tweet and twat.

FUTURE TENSE: I'm retweeting the tweet you twat me in the morning. I have a tweetlish class I have to go to at night so I could tweet the link you twat me last week.

tweetlish by JHowardKMAC August 2, 2016

textlish 

Language/spelling used when texting, typing or writing.

lets eet. FrIdAh!!! thats how u spell it xD he told meh it durin art and alex still duznt enderstand that he duznt, ima lernin, frend, bein, i dont no, sumting, theers, textlish mks no sns

textlish by Pink Pirate September 12, 2009

Tweetist 

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.

Tweetist by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

Tweenglish 

Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.

Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)

Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!

Tweenglish by TurdyChan July 19, 2010

Tweetissimo 

The best Twitter application for BlackBerry and the web! It was the first ever application to give you push mentions and dms- even when the application isn't open. Currently Tweetissimo is an exclusive to The BlackBerry Zone VIPs but will hit all TBZ users once the alpha period is over.

Bro 1- Hey dude, nice twitter app
Bro 2- Yeah, its Tweetissimo, bet your iPhone doesn't have it

Tweetissimo by rushringleader March 22, 2010

tweetlessness 

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

tweetlessness by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

Tweetership 

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.

You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.

Tweetership by Highonsnow March 10, 2011