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textlish 

Language/spelling used when texting, typing or writing.
lets eet. FrIdAh!!! thats how u spell it xD he told meh it durin art and alex still duznt enderstand that he duznt, ima lernin, frend, bein, i dont no, sumting, theers, textlish mks no sns
textlish by Pink Pirate September 12, 2009

Tweetist 

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.
Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.
Tweetist by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

Tweenglish 

Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.

Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)
Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!
Tweenglish by TurdyChan July 19, 2010

Tweetissimo 

The best Twitter application for BlackBerry and the web! It was the first ever application to give you push mentions and dms- even when the application isn't open. Currently Tweetissimo is an exclusive to The BlackBerry Zone VIPs but will hit all TBZ users once the alpha period is over.
Bro 1- Hey dude, nice twitter app
Bro 2- Yeah, its Tweetissimo, bet your iPhone doesn't have it
Tweetissimo by rushringleader March 22, 2010

tweetlessness 

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.
"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."
tweetlessness by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

Tweetership 

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.
You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.
Tweetership by Highonsnow March 10, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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