Tweenglish 

Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.

Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)

Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!

Tweenglish by TurdyChan July 19, 2010

Tweenglish 

Twee +English=Tweenglish

Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' and random typos and the replacement of words with random terms that are also typos sometimes and bear no relation to the intended meaning.
It is also highly infections ......
but if you know her well, u kinda get the hang of this random gibberish soon.

I didn't want to boast by tweenglish is cool
But****

Yoochun and twee maych made in heaven
Natch***
Match**

Tweenglish by Tweee05 October 23, 2019

Teenglish

The language teenagers speak that grown ups don't understand because they are not "down with it".

My twelve year old niece keeps posting Teenglish in her Facebook statuses and I don't understand a thing she says.

Teenglish by SlayerKat February 16, 2010

Tenglish 

The language of made up words and tongue twisters.

"twisted tartar toss to tom"
"haky jaky naky flaky"

"What language are you guys speaking!?!"
"TENGLISH!"

Tenglish by Mars Muhan November 13, 2017

tweenish 

To behave or speak in a manor that resembles that of a 12 year old girl.

"Omg! you ate that?? GRODY!!!" -tweenish!!!!

tweenish by Alastigirl January 22, 2012

tweetlish 

A grammatically correct language based on mixing the words tweet and twat.

FUTURE TENSE: I'm retweeting the tweet you twat me in the morning. I have a tweetlish class I have to go to at night so I could tweet the link you twat me last week.

tweetlish by JHowardKMAC August 2, 2016

Twanglish 

The dialect of the English language spoken in midwestern states such as Kansas.

His Twanglish was so think, I thought a banjo might fall out of his mouth when he spoke.

Twanglish by GregoryInDC June 6, 2009