Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.

Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)
Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!
by TurdyChan July 19, 2010
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Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' and random typos and the replacement of words with random terms that are also typos sometimes and bear no relation to the intended meaning.
It is also highly infections ......
but if you know her well, u kinda get the hang of this random gibberish soon.
I didn't want to boast by tweenglish is cool
But****

Yoochun and twee maych made in heaven
Natch***
Match**
by Tweee05 October 23, 2019
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