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Tweetist 

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.
Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.
Tweetist by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009
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Tweetissimo 

The best Twitter application for BlackBerry and the web! It was the first ever application to give you push mentions and dms- even when the application isn't open. Currently Tweetissimo is an exclusive to The BlackBerry Zone VIPs but will hit all TBZ users once the alpha period is over.
Bro 1- Hey dude, nice twitter app
Bro 2- Yeah, its Tweetissimo, bet your iPhone doesn't have it
Tweetissimo by rushringleader March 22, 2010

tweetislature

To rule, set laws, or govern via Twitter
Donald Trump thought he could pass tweetislature but got bitch slapped by Lady Justice
tweetislature by JeMaSh July 27, 2017

tweekism 

A whole new level of unique, utter insanity experienced only by those in #desp
< _TweeK_> ROMPING LIMOS MAGES HULK ANNNNNGRRYYYY
tweekism by that_bloke November 3, 2003

Tweetist 

An obsessive-compulsive twitterer that spends an exorbitant amount of time, and effort, either tweeting for themselves, or on the behalf of others, while believing it to be normal behavior.
You would think that twit tweetist got paid by the tweet!
Tweetist by crazypinkrose August 5, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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