Tweeter's Block 

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

Tweeter's Block by Riconator September 26, 2009

tweaker's dozen 

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.

The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.

tweaker's dozen by Narfmaster July 5, 2008

tweaker's thumb 

Forming of a giant blister or callus on your thumb from smoking soooo much meth.

I can tell weather or not anyone has been smoking meth recently by seeing weather or not they've got tweaker's thumb(s).

tweaker's thumb by Willie Tutu December 23, 2010

Oregon tweaker’s dozen

An all encompassing unit of measurement that is one less than the prosecutable amount.

A woman with 38 pills of oxy is one short of an Oregon tweaker’s dozen. (40 being the prosecutable amount)

Oregon tweaker’s dozen by Butters_PD November 21, 2020

Tweeker Status 

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

Tweeker Status by Jessica November 23, 2004

tweeter's remorse 

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.

Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.

tweeter's remorse by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010

Twerker's Back 

(n.) The condition of having one's back ache, as a result of arching the lower spine inward in order to achieve the look of a larger butt while twerking

Ex.
White Girl #1-OMG I have a bad case of Twerker's Back from the club last night. My butt looked to small and bony so I kept trying to bump it out.

White Girl #2-IKR same! I need to take a day off from work today...

Twerker's Back by doux101 September 7, 2013