Tweeter's Block

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A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

Tweeter's Block by Riconator September 26, 2009

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tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.

The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.

tweaker's dozen by Narfmaster July 5, 2008

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tweaker's thumb

Forming of a giant blister or callus on your thumb from smoking soooo much meth.

I can tell weather or not anyone has been smoking meth recently by seeing weather or not they've got tweaker's thumb(s).

tweaker's thumb by Willie Tutu December 23, 2010

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Oregon tweaker’s dozen

An all encompassing unit of measurement that is one less than the prosecutable amount.

A woman with 38 pills of oxy is one short of an Oregon tweaker’s dozen. (40 being the prosecutable amount)

Oregon tweaker’s dozen by Butters_PD November 21, 2020

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Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

Tweeker Status by Jessica November 23, 2004

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tweeter's remorse

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.

Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.

tweeter's remorse by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010

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Twerker's Back

(n.) The condition of having one's back ache, as a result of arching the lower spine inward in order to achieve the look of a larger butt while twerking

Ex.
White Girl #1-OMG I have a bad case of Twerker's Back from the club last night. My butt looked to small and bony so I kept trying to bump it out.

White Girl #2-IKR same! I need to take a day off from work today...

Twerker's Back by doux101 September 7, 2013

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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