twatso

A woman who is extremely obese.

At the beach I saw a lot of fat girls, and a lot of obese women. One of the women was a real twatso. She must have weighed 350 pounds.

by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011

twatsiole

1. a term of endearment for your non-Italian daughter in law
2. a dumb bitch

That twatsiole Karen wannabe is holding up the line at Costco!

by MFGJokers June 24, 2020

The Bleeding Twats

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.

Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

by Murderjunkie88 July 31, 2011

Twatmouth

Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be

Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.

by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009

twatcopter

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".

"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."

by WordTournament May 4, 2009

twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.

See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!

by sessybih May 15, 2010

Twatographer

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.

My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?

by Moeneek April 1, 2022