twatbook
an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents
twatbook by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
twatbook
Related Words
Twitbooking
The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.
John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.
Twitbooking by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009
Twitbook
Twitbook by freakishlyyours March 2, 2010
Twitbooking
An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.
Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.
When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.
When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.
Twitbooking by irretardulous January 31, 2012
Twitbook
my sister has deleted her facebook and twitter because of "big tech" and the "censorship of Donald tRump" and is now waiting to get access to twitbook aka truth social.
Twitbook by todd.adhd.rocks March 25, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026