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twat goblin

a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.
Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.

twat goblin

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.
twat goblin by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.
twat goblin by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Twatgoblin 

A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.

They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.
"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"

"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"
Twatgoblin by Spax February 23, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026