Twatgoblin 

A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.

They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.

"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"

"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"

Twatgoblin by Spax February 23, 2006

twat goblin

a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.

Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.

twat goblin by jnnjnjununoonno May 24, 2007

twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

twat goblin by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

Twatnobbin 

Twatnobbin is that asshole that pulls out in front of you at 60 and then only goes 30MPH.

A Twatnobbin is also that person that you pass and then tail gates the crap out of you.

Basically anyone who does not know how to drive.

*car pulls out in front of you* " That Twatnobbin!!!!!!"

Twatnobbin by Hampster7314 November 20, 2014

Twatmoblie 

also see chavmobile, kev car

an excerpt from the T.V drama "Twatman and Kevin scrounge off the state"

I'm out of cash Kevin, hang on, what date is it?

Holy Giros Twatman its benefits day, we can get some cider and an 8th of skunk.

Quick kevin, to the Twatmoblie.

Twatmoblie by Mrflibble December 22, 2006

twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.

Carolyn is a twat goblin.

twat goblin by Val Mode May 13, 2005