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twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in
1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.
twat basket by Gaviiii March 11, 2008
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twatbasket 

Meaning can usually be determined by the user, generally used as an insult by the inventive

Can also be used to describe a hamper full of latex vaginas
He's such a twatbasket

We're going on picnic, did you bring the twatbasket?
twatbasket by Tom Chambers January 17, 2004

twatbasket 

a derogatory term for people who look like they ought to be called a twatbasket

Southern UK
Tariq's some twatbasket, yo
twatbasket by martin bays January 23, 2004

Twatbasket 

A person that is idiotic and snakey
Don’t be such a twatbasket!!
Twatbasket by Meridith grey May 31, 2018

Twatbasket 

Someone who is an all round twat
You’re a twatbasket
Twatbasket by Meridith grey June 9, 2018
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