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twankin' 

you be twankin' if you wearin' the same swag as another one of your homies. you gotta have two or more to be twankin' so you can't be sayin' "I be twankin'" but instead "we be twankin'"

Ebonical form of "Hey. Look, we're twinkies."

Used by white kids who've never stepped foot in a low income neighborhood, but like to act "hard"
Carol: Marsha! You and I are wearing similar pairs of loafers. We're twinkies!
Marsha: Shoot, we be twankin'
Carol: Marsha, have you been watching BET again?
Marcha: Don't be hatin'
Carol: Marsha... You live in the suburbs.
twankin' by mmaggiee December 13, 2009

Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

Sky Tanking 

Accidentally farting into a woman's vagina while space docking.
Oscar could have avoided sky tanking Fran if he didn't have that 5 layer burrito .

sky tanking space docking burrito vagina fart shit
Sky Tanking by dAVIE k January 4, 2010

Thanking the bus driver 

Eating a girl out.
Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.
Noun. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini bottom and a tanktop top.
She brough her tankini and sunscreen to the beach.
tankini by jlove April 1, 2005

tjanking 

when you are speaking with your friends and you roast someone for doing something and they get bleak about it.
- That's a plakkie!
• Nah luss please. I didn't mean to loose the caps.
"Why the fuck are you tjanking?"
tjanking by #fatboyslim March 12, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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