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Twakonian 

Someone who is high or under the influence of methamphetamine and is speaking so fast, forgetting to announciate, use proper punctuation and breath while speaking.
"Iwanttogotoburlington And wecanstealalloftheirbetseyjohnsonpurses And" Geez girl, slow down and quit talking in twakonian. I'm sober...NOT fluent in twakonian!
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Gorgeous brown eyes, a fun personality, and likes people when he wants to. He is warm-hearted and doesn't care shit about what other people think about him. Teagon likes to joke around with friends, does football and is a monster when it comes to hunting. He is a smart guy and is incredibly loyal. Teagon is pretty damn amazing.
Girl: Who's that dude that's making that chick laugh so hard?
Girl #2: That's Teagon!
Teagon by hot77 October 23, 2013

Uh-Tagonist

A protagonist or antagonist that's anything but a protagonist or antagonist.
"Our three Uh-Tagonists regather at their house and discover a grade-A mess.
1) More "female friendly" than "twat" and less medical sounding than "vagina," twagina strikes a happy medium when describing the female genitalia in a conversational context.

2) A light insult, used to gently rib a friend (typically male) who is pussing out.
1) "She had a great twagina -- well kept, clean and not all messed up. I buried myself in it all night long."

2) "Dude, stop being a twagina, man up and lets hit the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet at the strip club."
Twagina by gearhead1 April 14, 2009

rape-tagonize 

To antagonize someone into doing something with the threat of raping them. Usually used in a group of guys, making threats of false bravado.
I will rape-tagonize you into playing monopoly with us tonight, no matter how hard it is.
rape-tagonize by AceKingSuitedAK August 20, 2011
The most likely to be gay guy you will ever meet
Teagon is so closeted
Teagon by Hsbshshshshsh June 4, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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