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tute tutes by JennI84 February 3, 2017
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Tute Screw
Shortened version for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw.
A screw that has threads that go both ways. No matter which way you turn it, always goes farther up your ass. It is a way to represents how RPI makes life unnecessarily difficult for RPI students.
Every RPI student has been 'tute screwed at least once or has only been on campus a few weeks.
A screw that has threads that go both ways. No matter which way you turn it, always goes farther up your ass. It is a way to represents how RPI makes life unnecessarily difficult for RPI students.
Every RPI student has been 'tute screwed at least once or has only been on campus a few weeks.
You are required to register for two different classes, but they are held at the same. Both are required prerequisites for other courses that you also have to take. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
The course catalog for your curriculum lays out required, restricted-required and suggested optional classes that total to 123 credits, but you need 124 to graduate. You're on track to be one credit short of graduation, but you don't discover this until your second semester senior year. And not once, did any of the professors or your academic adviser ever point that out during the previous seven semesters in which you were enrolled at RPI. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
The Board of Trustees promises that hikes in parking fees will be used to improve and expand parking lots. Shortly after paying for the privilege of parking, the Trustees change their mind and use the fees to plug general budget deficits. Now, assuming you can find a parking spot, you risk damage to your car because of the pot holes that weren't filled. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
After you graduate, RPI sends you a diploma if your debts to them are satisfied. After you get the diploma, RPI sends you bills for debts they claim you owe. While you defend yourself against these bills, their fund raisers constantly telephone you looking for donations. They don't see the irony in this. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
The course catalog for your curriculum lays out required, restricted-required and suggested optional classes that total to 123 credits, but you need 124 to graduate. You're on track to be one credit short of graduation, but you don't discover this until your second semester senior year. And not once, did any of the professors or your academic adviser ever point that out during the previous seven semesters in which you were enrolled at RPI. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
The Board of Trustees promises that hikes in parking fees will be used to improve and expand parking lots. Shortly after paying for the privilege of parking, the Trustees change their mind and use the fees to plug general budget deficits. Now, assuming you can find a parking spot, you risk damage to your car because of the pot holes that weren't filled. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
After you graduate, RPI sends you a diploma if your debts to them are satisfied. After you get the diploma, RPI sends you bills for debts they claim you owe. While you defend yourself against these bills, their fund raisers constantly telephone you looking for donations. They don't see the irony in this. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
Tute Screw by RPI alumnus. March 5, 2011
Tute Screw
Short for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw - A screw that goes in no matter which way you turn it. Every student who has ever gone to RPI has felt its effects once (usually more than once).
Tute Screw by Highlander September 19, 2003
daft tute
daft tute by NewAmsterdamn October 13, 2005
Tute
Imagine you live in Hawaii, after a long day at the beach you and your best friends grab some Indian takeout and take it to cliff overlooking the ocean, at nearly sunset. You roll out straw mats and watch dozens of surfers in the water, sipping your brews as dusk approaches. You look at each other, bronzed from the sun, and think of what a beautiful place you live in and what an amazing days it's been. This picnic is so tute.
Man-tute
Here is a short film published on YouTube on the subject: Man-tute
Ed, a middle-aged attorney, decides to give up his dull life to pursue a career as a Man-tute. Unfortunately, the clientele for a middle-aged Man-tute leaves a lot to be desired.
Ed, a middle-aged attorney, decides to give up his dull life to pursue a career as a Man-tute. Unfortunately, the clientele for a middle-aged Man-tute leaves a lot to be desired.
Man-tute by LastTraintoMemphis June 24, 2019
Crack-a-tute
"Man Cindy is such a crack-a-tute, her nose is always dusted and she always shows the guys a good time"
Crack-a-tute by Slystone December 6, 2004
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