tuskaloosa dumpling 

The tuskaloosa dumpling is a classic take on the apalachee squeeze but then you finish her off with a memphis mouth wash. Reach around not necessary.

It was pretty good, I got her to give me a tuskaloosa dumpling

tuskaloosa dumpling by diepoopmeister69 July 23, 2010

tuscaloosa dumpling

A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.

" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.

tuscaloosa dumpling by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.

"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"

Tuscaloosa Dumpling by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008

tuscaloosa dumpling

when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance... aka make em fuck a stripper

earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!

tuscaloosa dumpling by bigmanmoto December 17, 2008

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

The perverse sexual act of defecating in your partners mouth.

Crapping in your girls mouth as a sexual act called a Tuscaloosa Dumpling.

Tuscaloosa Dumpling by Bender B R February 12, 2009

Tuscaloosa dumpling

noun - a slur for a University of Alabama student. It derives from the regionalism that exists between Auburn University fans, centered around lower Alabama and University of Alabama fans, centered in upper Alabama. The term was applied after Season 3 Episode 32 of Squidbillies in which Early attempts to take his son, Rusty, to a strip club so that he can become a man.

I was on I-65 the other day and two Tuscaloosa dumplings cut met off at my exit.

Tuscaloosa dumpling by Sufizulu334 January 23, 2009