turtle poker 

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

turtle poker by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023

turtle poke 

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

turtle poke by Dan August 10, 2003

Cincinnati Turtle Poke 

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

Cincinnati Turtle Poke by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

Poke a turtle's eye 

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

Poke a turtle's eye by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

turtlepoker 

The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.

My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.

turtlepoker by oogelle January 16, 2010