turtle mud 

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

turtle mud by A. Friend August 27, 2007

Choking a mud turtle 

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

Choking a mud turtle by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

Mud turtle 

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

Mud turtle by Stefex13 July 28, 2012

mud turtle 

An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

mud turtle by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006

mud turtle 

n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

mud turtle by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005

mud-turtle 

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

mud-turtle by blacktony July 1, 2008

mud turtle 

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

mud turtle by Dave Gross April 9, 2008