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Box turtle 

When your penis retracts back into your body, like a turtles head back into its shell.
when I answered the door , and saw how ugly my blind date was, I immediately went box turtle.
Box turtle by Yurdle September 22, 2016

box turtle 

A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.
box turtle by corprip April 20, 2006

Piedmont box turtle 

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

Box Turtle 

A group or set of 15. Like "dozen," box turtle is a word to represent an integer.
"I'll take four black coffees and a dozen doughnuts... Wait, no, make that a box turtle doughnuts."
Box Turtle by James Ebbs September 29, 2009

Piedmont box turtle 

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

Turtle Boxing 

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"
I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.
Turtle Boxing by Action jackson December 5, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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