turtle body

A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.

If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.

"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"

"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."

turtle body by Nam-shub of Enki May 30, 2006

turtleboy 

gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers

that guy on the forums...

turtleboy by tim November 18, 2003

Turtleboy 

A black guy who loves turtles and white poon.

Check dat Turtleboy over there wit dat short white bitch and dat turtle

Turtleboy by Guy Willy August 8, 2016

Turtleboy 

Turtleboy is a blogger and YouTube personality known for his investigative reporting and strong support of Karen Read. Turtleboy was arrested for being a great investigator and exposing the corruption of multiple law enforcement agencies in Massachusetts.

Did you read the latest Turtleboy blog?

Turtleboy by NH TurtleChick October 28, 2023

Turtleboy was right

Turtleboy was right
adjective / phrase

A phrase of vindication used when Aidan Kearney a.k.a Turtleboy despite being censored, sued, arrested, or called crazy ends up being proven correct about a story everyone else said was a conspiracy theory.

Attorneys and prosecutors who are against him have started calling the phrase "coded language" and "witness intimidation" in court, arguing that when people say "Turtleboy was right" online, it's a secret threat. In reality it's just people pointing out that his reporting was accurate.

Prosecutor: "Your Honor, the comments saying 'Turtleboy was right' are coded language for harassment."
Everyone watching the trial: "No, it literally just means Turtleboy was right."

Turtleboy was right by Canton MA July 18, 2026