turtle bay

Really, really, needing to take a shit. Similar to turtling.

Man, those tacos took me straight to turtle bay. I'm about to cack my slacks!

by brardin July 4, 2014

Turtle Bay Boy

A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.

Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile

“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”

by Etrap July 26, 2020

Park your boat in turtle bay

The art of sticking your penis in the arse of a female.

Guy 1: Did you pull last night?
Guy 2: Yes mate, she was filth!
Guy 1: Did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
Guy 2: I didn't give her a choice!

by Rob Philpot April 17, 2013

turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

by LEOGEO October 16, 2009

turtlebackin

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.

Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.

by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014

turtleback

When a man orgasms on a female's back, then gets her to fall asleep on her back. While asleep, the semen adheres to the woman's back and to the bed, such that when she awakens and attempts to get up, she is unable, which leaves her to flail her arms and legs like an overturned turtle.

I turtlebacked that ho' and when she woke up was stuck frontside up.

by G-lenn March 7, 2009

turtleboy

gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers

that guy on the forums...

by tim November 18, 2003