turtilz

pretty chill mc youtuber, that makes epic videos!!111!!!111

"woah is that turtilz i know that guy hes really cool youtuber"

by bysomeonewhowatchescybrz ;)) December 2, 2020

Turtilz

literally the best mc youtuber ever, has amazing, entertaining videos and chill streams.

hey, is that turtilz? i love his vids! i watch him all the time and I make sure to smash like and sub

by ParkerTurtles February 1, 2021

Connor turtill

A lazy boy that appears offline

That boy connor turtill always appears offline

by Real dababy March 20, 2021

turtilage

When a penis when it shrinks.

Duder: yo it’s cold out here!

Random Person: you must have turtilage—
Duder: huh? Wtf does that mean?

Random Person: tehehehehehe 😈

by Fuck you too Fred February 8, 2021

turtlize

Slow, like a turtle. Slower then the regular pregnant turtle!

You are so turtlize, it will be yesturday by the time you get there.

by LilFactGuy September 28, 2013

turtlized

To place one on their back when they are unable to roll over.

I just turtlized my baby brother because he kept resetting my Nintendo!

by JaBar4 November 23, 2020

Paquirious Turtilingus

To Confuse or gaslight someone out of the blue

Gooner: "Sean Strickland got his ass kicked"
Chad: "Dude you're totally paquirious turtilingus"
Gooner: "Bro you're fucking losing it"

by XIcarusX February 10, 2025