The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.
by Harryisbetter12 June 06, 2018
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.
by Mausermania June 06, 2018
by SEPPUCR0W June 06, 2018
by Butthole aids June 06, 2018
The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons
Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018
A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.
A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018