turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania May 17, 2018

turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

by Butthole aids May 17, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

by SEPPUCR0W May 18, 2018

Turkish Battleship

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons

Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night

by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:

"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."

by Thriko Thrikoian May 31, 2018

turkish battleships

The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.

Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!

by Harryisbetter12 May 17, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, something that sounds like it would be on Urban Dictionary

"A Turkish battleship sounds like it would be on urban dictionary

by Slaviodicus May 17, 2018