turkey-sub 

it is a fat kid that wont stop eating and his name is kieron sullivan

god your fat turk

turkey-sub by joe February 17, 2004

Turkey Sub 

A turkey sub is how we roll in P-town. A gesture of greeting, joy, or excitement. Involves one person giving a high-five and another giving them a fist. When the high-five meets the fist, the magic of the turkey sub is formed.

Was first developed when Person A had already committed too much to the high-five, and did not have time to adjust to Person B's rock, thus causing them to grab said person's rock and enclose it with the palm of their hand and shake it like an idiot.

Is most likely found when first meeting a stranger and not knowing their handshake methodology preference. Whatever they bring, just bring the opposite. If they bring the rock, give that rock a high-five! If they bring the high-five, bring the heat with your rock. Good times.

Can also be found in a 12-inch version.

Turkey Sub me!

Turkey Sub by Leonard Washington June 1, 2004

Turkey Sub 

A fat person, or person who eats a large amount.

Someone who eats and excessive amount and should be fat, but is not.

Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment - Jack Black, School of Rock

Hey Turkey Sub (to large person)

TurkeySub (nickname to thin over eater)

Turkey Sub by wordgman November 4, 2007

turkey sub 

when eat out a thanksgiving turkey while she's under the influence of suboxone

is that katrina yeah, john loves to eat that turkey sub

turkey sub by Timothy m mendes November 17, 2019

Punching the Turkey Sub 

1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.

Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."

Punching the Turkey Sub by HarryTanline April 10, 2010

Gigantic Turkey Sub 

Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

Gigantic Turkey Sub by Kielay December 20, 2008

turkey meatball sub 

when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it

Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight

turkey meatball sub by foggy_Octopus December 16, 2020