turkey catch
turkey catch by turkeymonster October 26, 2011
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Catch the crazy turkey
When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey
Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey
Catch the crazy turkey by Krimson_bloodrayne December 13, 2014
to catch the crazy turkey
To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
to catch the crazy turkey by Rasus January 31, 2015
Catching the Crazy Turkey
A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.
Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014
Catching the Wild Turkey
Catching the Wild Turkey by Cobainified December 13, 2014
Catching the Wild Turkey
Catching the Wild Turkey by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014
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