Definitions by Krimson_bloodrayne

Catch the crazy turkey 

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

Catch the crazy turkey by Krimson_bloodrayne December 13, 2014

Redneck Kiss 

The act of lighting another's cigarette with your own cigarette while each others cigarettes are in each other's respective mouth's

Guy1: (Unlit cigarette in mouth) Dude I forgot my lighter
Guy2: (Lit cigarette in mouth) Don't worry I can redneck kiss you
(cigarette tips touch)
(cigarette lights)
Guy1: Thanks bro

Redneck Kiss by Krimson_bloodrayne January 6, 2014