turkey cam 

A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.

- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?

turkey cam by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Cambodian Turkey 

A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.

"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010

Cambodian Turkey by RegicidalManiac November 27, 2010

turkeyham 

A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.

Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.

If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.

DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

turkeyham by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010

turkeycalling 

while performing cunnilingus move the tip of your tongue up and down fast on the tip of the clitoris and make a high pitched sound. It will either sound like a turkey call or an indian on the war path.

The rapid tongue movement and the high pitched vibration will make your woman kick you in the back of the head.... with "both" heels.

Performing this act without making the sound is not turkey calling, its cunnilingus

She was fine until I started turkeycalling her and she kicked me in the back of the head......with both heels.

I told the neighbors that I had lost my turkey

turkeycalling by kokonut September 1, 2009

Turkeycat 

The pose a cat makes when it curls its front paws in underneath its chest in a manner resembling a reverse "prayer" pose.

Aww look, Kevin is laying on the floor with his chin on the carpet doing the turkeycat!

Turkeycat by dpavlov June 12, 2018