A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.
"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010
A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.
Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.
If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.
while performing cunnilingus move the tip of your tongue up and down fast on the tip of the clitoris and make a high pitched sound. It will either sound like a turkey call or an indian on the war path.
The rapid tongue movement and the high pitched vibration will make your woman kick you in the back of the head.... with "both" heels.
Performing this act without making the sound is not turkey calling, its cunnilingus
She was fine until I started turkeycalling her and she kicked me in the back of the head......with both heels.