Turgut is a very strong kurdish Motherfucker. And he has the longest dick in the world. When you see Turgut, you must give him respect. If you don't he would fuck your ass.
Turgut would fuck everybody and when he fucksa man no one would wonder of that, because he fucked everything.
The frozen yogurt that falls off the dispenser and ends up on either the floor or the catching bin, resulting in a turd-like appearance. Found commonly at self-serve froyo places.
I was going to get some blueberrytart at yogurtland, but the sheer amount of turgurt changed my mind.
Turgot is the henchest don in all of Ertugrul. He doesn’t take no shit and has a sick beard and will bang out all the people who try to fight him, he is the right arm man to ertugrul bey and best mates with bamsi.
Person A: is that turgot?
Person B: that is turgot!
Person A: oh shit! Turgot is gonna kill us
Person B: he is too hench! And his bear is too sick!
Person A: we are doomed!
Turgot: turgot is here! Your dead bro sniff my bum!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*