turfucking 

The act in which a person inserts a turkey inside of the anal passage for erotic pleasure. This act is similar to turfisting.

We did so much turfucking last night, I'm stuffed!

turfucking by Robbie Bobalito November 2, 2011

Soul Trucking 

When you feel as though your soul has been run over by a truck...

Oh mannnn. I failed my exam, got dumped by my girlfriend, and wrecked my car. I got mad soul trucked, man. Mad soul trucked...

Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.

Soul Trucking by The Soul Trucker March 13, 2011

keep on trucking 

general phrase of encouragement meaning to stay focused on a particular job or in general.

"you're doing a great job,keep on trucking."

keep on trucking by bungalow bill April 3, 2005

McKevitt Trucking 

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.

Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.

McKevitt Trucking by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005

surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.

Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!

surfuckingprise by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Ice Road Trucking

Verb: The act of covering your girl’s chest in a white, powdery substance (flour, powdered sugar, cocaine, etc) and rolling Hot Wheels cars across her breasts to form miniature tire tracks.

Can be used as an infinitive “to ice road truck” or in the past tense “ice road trucked”.

Last night was so hot. I was ice road trucking her until she went down on me.

Ice Road Trucking by ShitbagSPC February 10, 2019

trucking 

a euphemism for drug smuggling or trafficking, usually involving the mob.

my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.

trucking by Mace May 1, 2006