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Turdacadabra
When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - the turd has pulled a 'turdacadabra' on you
Turdacadabra by ben7777777 March 14, 2011
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TurdSalad • Tard Salad • Turdacadabra • turdslap • turdsplash • Turdvalanche • turd sandwich • tuna salad • turd slide • turd savant
turdsplash
1) When you're slamming a duece (pooping), and the turd enters the toilet with enough velocity to cause the toilet water to splash up and hit you in the ass.
Meghan: Honey, why is your ass all wet?!?
Troy: I was taking a huge shit and experienced massive amounts of turdsplash!
Troy: I was taking a huge shit and experienced massive amounts of turdsplash!
turdsplash by Liquid Plumber January 27, 2010
turdsandwich
Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too
why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam
turdsandwich by Bradford Dearstine May 31, 2006
turdsandwich
Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.
Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!
turdsandwich by wsa1994 April 21, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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