Turdmoil 

The feeling when a turd/log/ blimp/bum cigar/gigantaturd is looking but you are unable to release it. This could be due to a lack of toilet or any other daily obstruction such as a meeting/stuck on the bus etc. The body is in turmoil and you can think of nothing else. An inner turdmoil created by an inner turtle.

'Shit, I'm in turdmoil but this person just won't leave me alone.'

Turdmoil by Queen Giganta January 31, 2017

turdmoil 

Incompetent leadership marked by a revolving door of employees, assistants, staff, etc. whose terms of service are best described in time frames of Scaramuccis.

"There sure is a lot of turdmoil in the President's office - he is replacing his lawyers again."

turdmoil by dickwhitham May 15, 2018

Turmoil 

The state of violent agitation.

The world is in turmoil.The pig flu reached pandemic proportions.

Turmoil by BlackPohatu November 25, 2016

Turmoil 

A state of complete confusion, uncertainty, disorder and chaos.

Often used to describe the personal lives of accountants and engineers.

Stranger #1: "Jesus, what's wrong with them?"
Stranger #2: "oh they are in turmoil, their lives are like dry handjobs."

Turmoil by Thenicktionary April 24, 2017

turdmillets 

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

turdmillets by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

Hyperactive Turmoil Disembodiment 

When you get eaten by a crab

Ross and Dan tumbled down a hill in an infinity looped shaped 69. They then proceed to fall off of a cliff where that final scene from Titanic plays and Dan dies from hyperactive turmoil disembodiment

Hyperactive Turmoil Disembodiment by Dim4ever February 26, 2017

Intestinal Turmoil

Severe gastroenteritis resulting in diarrhea and/or vomiting usually resulting in a sick day at work.

Josh Beckett will miss his next start with severe intestinal turmoil.

Intestinal Turmoil by Herb.E.Versmells June 28, 2011