turdmoil

Incompetent leadership marked by a revolving door of employees, assistants, staff, etc. whose terms of service are best described in time frames of Scaramuccis.

"There sure is a lot of turdmoil in the President's office - he is replacing his lawyers again."

by dickwhitham May 15, 2018

Turdmoil

The feeling when a turd/log/ blimp/bum cigar/gigantaturd is looking but you are unable to release it. This could be due to a lack of toilet or any other daily obstruction such as a meeting/stuck on the bus etc. The body is in turmoil and you can think of nothing else. An inner turdmoil created by an inner turtle.

'Shit, I'm in turdmoil but this person just won't leave me alone.'

by Queen Giganta January 31, 2017