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A state of complete confusion, uncertainty, disorder and chaos.

Often used to describe the personal lives of accountants and engineers.
Stranger #1: "Jesus, what's wrong with them?"
Stranger #2: "oh they are in turmoil, their lives are like dry handjobs."
Turmoil by Thenicktionary April 24, 2017
What you get when you squeeze a turmite.
I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.
turmoil by Orthogonal Jones September 18, 2007
A flammable state of voidful confusion. Usually inflicted by a friendship crash or crisis. On the verge of combusting. Avoidance of any social interaction, media or materialized, and salitary solace is recommended.
Person1ost: I just.. can't just be enough. I'm covered in turmoil.. I can't be around anything!

It was a matter of time before the turmoil set this plan on fire. It was a disaster.
Turmoil by 64RAMn October 11, 2018
A Other word for Mud "worms live in it"
The worm wiggled through the turmoil
turmoil by turmoil May 19, 2007
AAAAAA ITS A TURMOIL RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Turmoil by BitBucketJr December 22, 2020

Hyperactive Turmoil Disembodiment 

Ross and Dan tumbled down a hill in an infinity looped shaped 69. They then proceed to fall off of a cliff where that final scene from Titanic plays and Dan dies from hyperactive turmoil disembodiment