turdmaxxing

Eating several slices of white bread, fiber supplements, and whole milk, in effort to create an epic turd

"Devon, are you turdmaxxing?" "You know I am!"

by DockyPerkle December 22, 2024

TardMaxxing

When tardmax you tard maxxing

ayo this man tardmaxxinggggg

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.

Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

tardmaxxing

Tardmaxxing is staring at a microwave as long as possible, to fry one’s brain and decrease the users IQ

“I am tardmaxxing”

by 100fro March 26, 2024

torqmaxxing

The act of rubbing your penis like a caveman starting a fire in order to create a torque force.

Yo me and my homies were torqmaxxing after a long jelq session.

by The jonger December 7, 2023

jurdmaxxing

Jurdmaxxing refers to continuously jumping and doing a spin move on the tip of a man’s penis.

“Lucas stop jurdmaxxing on Josiah!” Shouted DJ.

by Pinksockn1ggq1981 May 3, 2024