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1. A word to describe people with the relative iq of a salmon.
2. Somebody who acts like a complete idiot 24/7
3. it can also mean nothing.
As smed would say "brads ya fuckin clax!"
by Mike Smedley May 18, 2006
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A Sudden or unexpected event, usually at one's misfortune.
Dylan had a clax when the model rocket engine suddenly shot exhaust into his face.

Jim had a clax when the gun unexpectedly fired onto his foot.

Misfortune event
by d_leet October 05, 2016
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AKA: C LAX, c lax, c-LAX, C-lax, c-lax, C-Chill, C$ (pronounced c-money), C-XAN, Cool Xanax, Chillers, CHCl Chill, Northwest Xanax, Pacific Chill, C-benzo, Downtown C, Powder Xan, Pacific Powder

A powder drug originating from the Northwestern Region of the United States, comprising of a 1 to 1 ratio of muscle relaxants to chloroform to make a very strong Central Nervous System Depressant. The heterogeneous mixture is then snorted, usually in quantities of 0.25, 0.5, 1, and 2 grams; 15 grams (~0.53 ounces) consumed within 36 hours puts users at a risk for overdose. Typically snorted, the powder takes less than a minute for users to feel a body relaxation feeling, with some reporting a euphoric feeling in high quantities. Typically costs $4-10 per gram of pure C-LAX, though most products on the street are cut to 50%. Common muscle relaxants used are Carisoprodol, Diazepam, methocarbamol, and xanax.
Joe: That part was so lit last night!
Mark: I know right? I'm so glad Jeff brought C-LAX last night, that shit was bomb!
by Rice_Cracker November 15, 2017
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