turdmary 

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost

Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?

turdmary by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Turdmarine 

derived from the words Turd and Submarine. A Turdmarine is created when someone accidentally shits themselves whilst taking a bath, and the piece of crap is left floating around in the water.

Hey! Check out this massive turdmarine I just dumped in the tub!

Turdmarine by mikeland October 29, 2008

turdmare 

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you

Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

turdmare by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 9, 2021

turdlary 

Entering a bathroom or stall when occupied by a person having a bowel movement.

I was a victim of a turdlary when my roommate barged in while I was taking a dump.

turdlary by Your Social Better February 2, 2018