turdlary

Entering a bathroom or stall when occupied by a person having a bowel movement.

I was a victim of a turdlary when my roommate barged in while I was taking a dump.

by Your Social Better February 2, 2018

turdmary

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost

Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021