turdle poking 

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

turdle poking by coopnuts August 7, 2012

Turtle Poking 

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

Turtle Poking by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

turtle head poking out 

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

turtle head poking out by Tommy November 19, 2003

turtle head poking out 

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

turtle head poking out by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

turtle head poking 

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

turtle head poking by Rhino hard August 10, 2016

turtle head poking out 

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.

1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.

turtle head poking out by Coxweld July 4, 2009

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon 

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021