turdle poking
When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.
turdle poking by coopnuts August 7, 2012
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Turtle Poking
Turtle Poking by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
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turtle head poking out
To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
turtle head poking out by Tommy November 19, 2003
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turtle head poking out by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017
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turtle head poking by Rhino hard August 10, 2016
turtle head poking out
Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
turtle head poking out by Coxweld July 4, 2009
Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon
This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021
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